game vs life by Plat

[Eeyore]

GAME: You've just been hit by an AK 3 times, you run like hell in the opposite direction and camp it off .. or save the day by "l337"ing it.
LIFE: You've just been hit by an AK 3 times, you are now bleeding to death and SLOWLY crawling to a safer area .. two of your teammates have just come to your rescue, they are trying to stop the bleeding and thier mission is now somewhat altered.. you are in shock, you are throwing up and you are cold..

GAME: An effective method for staving off certain death is jumping around the map
LIFE: You've just been court-marshalled for drug abuse.

GAME: (your team) Tosses HE grenade into a room. (other team) "Here they come, get ready !!".
LIFE: (your team) Tosses HE grenade into a room. (other team) "OW !!", room full of cripples.

GAME: Camping too long gets you gets you struck down by Seal.
LIFE: Seal is not god. Camping is a recreational sport. Not running out and getting shot is perfectly acceptable.

GAME: Telling your teammate to "GO" and then hanging back to see if he gets shot is called "BAITING".
LIFE: Telling your teammate to "GO" and then hanging back to see if he gets shot is called "TIME FOR YEARS OF THERAPY".

.... And MOST importantly .....

GAME: You learn AFTER you die a few times.
LIFE: Ummm.. ya.

[whiterussia]

Brilliant! I like the one with seal..... to bad seals dead

[Burnsey]

Funny other than the Seal comment. Not to be mean to Plat but the maturity level of him resembles a 16 year old. Bringing up fights in the past and trying to subtly start fueds is extremely childish. But other than that i LOVE it.

[Eeyore]

You're talking about past experiences where Plat is childish right? cause that game vs life thing, he wrote a LONG time ago and COBRA just found it again on his computer.

[JoeBlake]

Hey I resent that I'm still 15 going to 16... anywhore I don't care how mature plat is he's still a funny/fun guy

[whiterussia]

what joe said ^

[Eeyore]

off topic, is cL | that clan of seal's? Sublime sounds familiar....anyway, there's always some kid in any server who is a complete fucking moron who thinks they are the best and everyone else are noobs. Just a comment cause it's the first time I've played 1.6 in a LONGGGG time and.....I was reminded why I don't play it anymore.

[RedL7 TEH WINNER]

start spamming i like pie. usually annoys people enough to leave

[god]

JoeBlake said:

Hey I resent that I'm still 15 going to 16... anywhore I don't care how mature plat is he's still a funny/fun guy

hes hoT too, trust me